Who needs SNL when you have funny kids? Funday Sunday . .
“My toddler was talking to the cashier at the supermarket about her new baby brother — I’d just had a C-section a month earlier — when she decided to say, ‘My brother came from my mommy’s belly and I came from her vagina!’”
“My sister’s dog, Baxter, popped my 4-year-old daughter’s brand-new ball. My daughter went inside and cried for like two minutes, then came back out and said, ‘Baxter is a little shit pie!’”
“At a restaurant, my 4-year-old daughter told the waitress that her hair looked beautiful. The waitress got a huge smile on her face and thanked her. As the waitress walked off, my daughter said, ‘But not in the back.’”
My 3-year old daughter was singing "The Wheels on the Bus" when she suddenly busted our this verse; "The daddies on the bus say, got no money, got no money, got no money!"
